he makes the panties drop! [26 Feb 2007|09:12pm] [ music | Christina Aguilera - "Candyman" ] Sexactly - [Adj.] - When something is perfectly sexy, and perfectly exact. Example: Shaazi: I bought my dress for the dance, it looks like the colors of a sunset beating down on the taj mahal, and it shows a lot of cleavage and really brings out my ass. It also has gold beads. Martin: Wow, that sounds arabian and sensual! Shaazi: Sexactly. 1 comment|post comment

as i whisper in your ear, "i want to fucking tear you apart." [21 Nov 2006|02:27am] [ music | She Wants Revenge - "Tear You Apart" ] The (se)X Files - [Noun] - A compilation of songs meant to be played during sex, mostly because they sound extremely sexy or dramatic and would be perfect for some HOT FUXXIN. Example: L'Rong's date, Eunice was coming over. He knew he was going to be having some wild intercourse with Eunice, so he put on The (se)X Files. A few of the songs played were; Led Zeppelin - "Kashmir" She Wants Revenge - "Tear You Apart" Radiohead - "Karma Police" Ludacris - "Whats Your Fantasy" AND MANY MORE. These songs are basically sex in music form! Of course they had a deliciously erotic time! post comment

Let that ass shake, start an earthquake. [21 Nov 2006|02:24am] [ music | Petey Pablo - "Vibrate" ] Out To Dinner - [Verb] - The act of having oral sex, just saying it in a subtle/nicer way. Example: When Tracy and Pablo went to Pablo's apartment after their date, Tracy texted all her friends to tell them she was about to go out to dinner - again. post comment

Make your eyes roll back and your toes curl. [02 Aug 2006|01:44am] [ music | Petey Pablo - "Freek A Leek" ] Tuft - [Noun] - A PATCH of vag hair. The tuft may be big or small depending on how much you shave. Usually however the tuft is the SMIDGEN of hair that remains after a shavin'. A constant reminder of the fur that was once there. Example: Natasha shaved to the brink of insanity, yet could not bring herself to rid completely of her Tuft, as she did not want to accidentally hack off a chunk of her vag if the razor slipped 'tween the creases. post comment

Trying to hide the smell of the sex bringin' on the CHANEL. [01 Jul 2006|09:55am] [ music | Busta Rhymes - "Touch It" ] Sexchelle - [Proper Noun] - A transformation that occurs when Michelle Smith feels a bit raunch. A sexy alias. She will transform into Sexchelle upon becoming raunchy, and continue her raunch-actions as she normally would have only with a more fitting outfit and name. Example: Michelle listened to the song "Touch It" so much, that she accidentally turned into Sexchelle at three in the morning. post comment

Shaking my ass, half naked. [30 Jun 2006|09:58pm] [ music | Foxy Brown - "Ill Na Na" ] Michelle's Special Outfit - [Proper Noun] - The outfit intended to be worn on August 7th, 2005 by Michelle Smith. It was never actually worn on that day, but it is now the outfit used for ANY special occasion. It consists of the following; JUST a thong. Specifically a white one with neon green trim Red high top converses Hair waxed STRAIGHT up like a cabinet. A ton of makeup. "Farewell" written on the ass. "Ass" also written on the ass. "HeLlO" written on the chest. Star post its covering the nips. And the boobs are left free to sway to the music. Example: Upon seeing the special outfit, Bradley was paralized out of sheer excitement, and got hit by a truck. 1 comment|post comment

The boys they wanna sex me! [27 Jun 2006|03:37am] [ music | Black Eyed Peas - "My Humps" ] The Spinning Erection - [Proper Noun] - The amazing sexual position in which the girl spins on the 'rection of a male. Example: Sharon recently spun on Arthur's 'rection, and she compared it to the thrill of some EXTREME theme park ride. They can't wait to do it again! 2 comments|post comment

A hotter tuch! A better fuck! [26 Jun 2006|11:13pm] [ music | Panic! At The Disco - "Lying is The Most Fun A Girl Can..." ] Spermsperience - [noun] - The event in which a person has their first experience with cum/semen. Example: Meredith just jerked off some dude named Luis for the first time ever and he cummed all over her hand... Meredith: GOOD LORDY I just had my very first spermsperience! post comment

Make love to me! Fuck me! [26 Jun 2006|01:12am] [ music | Ludacris - "Splash Waterfalls" ] Hand Job- [verb] - YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW A DEFINITION FOR HAND JOB! Well you're about to get another muthafuckin' one. Contrary to what you already think, which is the manual stimulation of the peen, this hand job is when the male puts his fingers in the females mouth, and she does erotic things to the males hand with her tongue. Example: Frances: Wow Marsha, you were really good at giving me that hand job. My hands are absolutely tingling with sensual pleasure! Perhaps one day you can do that to my peen? Marsha: Oh Frances, I'm absolutely elated by the fact that you enjoy my oral skills! And I will satisfy your peen any time! post comment

Ah hell I even fuck with different races [26 Jun 2006|01:07am] [ music | Lil Kim - "How Many Licks" ] Porn N Pot - [Noun] - The act of watchin' porn n smokin' pot. Example: Samuel: Sup, I brought some pot. Elroy: Fuck yeah, I got some porn! Samuel & Elroy: PORN N POT!!! WHOO HOO! post comment

Sweat until my clothes come off! [26 Jun 2006|12:54am] [ music | Christina Aguilera - "Dirrty" ] Heed - [verb] - Giving heed is exactly the same as giving head. The term originated by the likeness of the two words. "Heeding one's warnings", sounds remarkibly like giving head to one's warnings. Therefore, giving head to someone. Example 1: Carlos: JUANITA, please heed my warnings! Juanita: (Proceeds to give head to Carlos) Example 2: Bert: Holy shit, Lucille gave me some AMAZING heed last night. Daniel: AW HELL YEAH BRO, YOU KNOW HOW TO GET THEM BABES. post comment

I'm known to be a REAL NASTY MAN. A closed mouth don't get fed. [26 Jun 2006|12:45am] [ music | Ying Yang Twins - "Wait (The Whisper Song)" ] Inhaling The Fruits Of A Weiner - [Verb] - Pretty much a blow job. On some occasions, instead of CUM, ~fruits~ will flow from the peen, viciously increasing in size depending on how good the girl is. Example: Jill: Hello there Bill, may I please inhale the fruits of your weiner? Bill: Of course! Hot diggity damn! She then inhaled the fruits of his weiner so well that a fuckin watermelon flew out and smacked her in the head. post comment

Back seat, windows up, thats the way you like to fuck! [26 Jun 2006|12:35am] [ music | Ludacris - "Whats Your Fantasy" ] "The Basics" Now this is for those of you who JUST MIGHT NOT CATCH ON to the words that we will be using in this journal ever so often. Peen: The male genetalia. ORIGIN: PENIS DUH. Vag: The female genetalia. ORIGIN: VAGINA DUHHH. Tuch: "Touch" Tamp: Shortening of tampon. Nipz: Nips/Nipples. Usually only associated with females. 'Rection: Shortening of erection. post comment

I called her on the phone and she touched herself! [25 Jun 2006|11:27pm] [ music | Say Anything - "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" ] WHY HELLO THERE. This journal is run by 2 magnificent raunchy girls by the names of Kristina and Michelle. We're constantly talking about the grossest, dirtiest things and we feel it's time to share them with the world. Also, we make up a lot of NEW AND EXCITING definitions for things. Eventually we'll list them all here! NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN LOVE THIS SHIT. SO KEEP IN TOUCH. ;) <3michelle+kris. post comment

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